Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...