Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...