So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...