Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
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Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
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Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The office happenings
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So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...