Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...