Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...