Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...