An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”