Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...