Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...