BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...