Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...