Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.