Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....