Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...