Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....