The way you say it
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Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The Eighteen Bottles
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Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...