Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...