New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...