Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
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Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...