Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...