Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...