The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...