Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...