Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...