Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...