Mom, I’m pregnant!
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A letter to the editors
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How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
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Yo Mama Genesis
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At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
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Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Take The Pill
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