Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...