Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...