If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...