A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...