How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!