Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.