How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...