Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...