Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...