Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...