Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...