What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
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Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
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Knock Knock Jokes 13
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Obey the speed limit
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