Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...