Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...