What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...