Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...