Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...