Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...