Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...