Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...