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Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
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Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The ten ifs of employment
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...