Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...