Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...