I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...